Pre surgical shopping trip today. Got to walk out of the pharmacy with a giant bag of colon prep products, same as all the geezers going in for their annual colonoscopy. Operation clean-as-a-whistle to commence in…er… well, tomorrow morning. Clear liquids only tomorrow, with a narsty ass drink to top off the day. I will be consuming, in the evening’s last five hours, the average eighteen day dosage of bum-busting goodness.   Whoooo doggy, are things getting fun!

Totally plan to wear my skinny jeans to the hospital. A whole day and a half of not eating? An intense colon cleansing? I’m pretty sure they’ll fit.