Guess who just loaded up her new washing machine with a giant scoop ( sprinkled around in a pretty circle, even!) of cat litter instead of one of laundry soap? Guess who just did that? Yes, they are both in big plastic bulk tubs. Yes, they are both granular. But that’s where any similarity ends if you don’t count the fact that both tubs are in the same room, one on top of the dryer, one beside the cat box.

Guess who got to spend the following hour vacuuming out her washing machine, and the hour after that freaking the eff’ out about said super clumping cat litter clumping up on the innards of her new washing machine.

Pregnancy stupids are awesome.